Need cash asap for mutual beneficial - Midrand

Hi I'm starting a new job on Tuesday im currently broke so I need financial assistance ASAP for mutual beneficial ofcourse, don't respond if you're not willing to assist me financially, pls only serious guy no time wasters, I'm based in midrand, so I'm looking for someone around or not too far and please be mobile and able to ook. I'm blk 30 yrs of age pls be older and hygienic. Preferably blk South African guy